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A Night of Laughter and Reflection at the Golden Globes
Memories are fragile, fleeting things. But one thing is certain—Nikki Glaser’s hosting of the 2025 Golden Globes was a standout moment that left many in stitches. The stand-up comedian delivered a performance that was both sharp and entertaining, proving that she could hold her own against some of the most iconic hosts in the industry.
Glaser’s return to the Golden Globes was a rare move, reminiscent of the days when Ricky Gervais and Tina Fey/Amy Poehler dominated the awards show scene. Her previous appearance last year had already set a high bar, but this time around, she managed to outshine even her own efforts. From roasting Timothée Chalamet’s Bob Dylan impression to making witty remarks about the industry itself, Glaser showcased her comedic prowess with ease.
“I cannot believe the amount of star power we have in this room tonight, it’s insane,” Glaser said at the top of the show. “There are so many A-listers, and by ‘A-listers’ I do mean people who are on a list that has been heavily redacted."
The night was not without its challenges. The Golden Globes often find themselves overshadowed by other major events, such as the Wild Game NFL game between the New England Patriots and the Los Angeles Chargers, as well as the premiere of Industry season 4 on HBO. However, Glaser’s ability to engage with the audience and bring a sense of humor to the evening helped elevate the event.
Star Power and Stellar Performances
The presence of Hollywood’s biggest names made the night even more memorable. Leonardo DiCaprio was in attendance for One Battle After Another, alongside Timothée Chalamet (Marty Supreme), George Clooney (Jay Kelly), Ariana Grande (Wicked: For Good), Emma Stone (Bugonia), and many others. Their presence added to the glamour and prestige of the event.
Glaser took the opportunity to make jokes about some of the stars in attendance. When turning to DiCaprio, she quipped that he had such an amazing career "before your girlfriend turned thirty." Although DiCaprio initially reacted with a look of surprise, he eventually laughed along, showing his appreciation for the humor.
One of the highlights of the monologue came when Glaser joked that Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson might have a chance to win tonight for The Smashing Machine because The Paper wasn’t nominated. It was a clever and timely remark that resonated with the audience.
A Thoughtful Take on the Industry
While Glaser didn’t delve into the controversies that have plagued the Hollywood Foreign Press Association in the past, she did take a few jabs at some of the networks involved. She jokingly praised CBS News for being "America’s newest place to see B.S. news," highlighting the network’s role in broadcasting the event.
She also made several references to the Warner Bros. sale, which has sparked discussions about the future of the film industry. In a particularly poignant moment, Glaser spoke about the potential loss of movie theaters if companies like Netflix continue to dominate the market. She urged filmmakers like Guillermo del Toro and James Cameron to keep creating unique and unconventional films, emphasizing the importance of preserving the cinematic experience.
“Guillermo del Toro, please keep making weird monster sex movies,” she said, “and James Cameron, please keep making weird monster sex movies!”
Her words were not only humorous but also served as a reminder of what we stand to lose if we don’t fight to protect the future of movie theaters.